weird things to do in baltimore

so today is a strange thing that i myself would never do in the heart of baltimore's inner harbor, but for the outrageous price of 80 dollars you can take your gf or bf out on a 50 minute tour of the harbor in a Venetian gondola. the perk is that its bring your own wine, and who wouldnt want to sip wine while looking at hooters and every now and again bumping into a floating corpse??sounds like a blast to me!. if you do decide to go the gondola is actualy a 32 foot electric powered BOAT that includes lap blankets, pillows, wine glasses, romantic music, and last but not least a complimentary photo for you to always remember the experience.